assiest:

pool party and everyone’s invited!! bring your own pool!

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

damonwells:

the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try

wildfurret:

generalteddie:

wildfurret:

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you only live once

somebody’s lying and it’s not me